10 reasons why you wouldn't adopt a child🚼

1. You are the king of your "surname" dynasty and only your sperm and the queen's egg can yield the royal child 🎎(totally understandable).
2. You are intelligent enough to think that, if you adopted one, people would think you couldn't produce one, and that would make you a lesser man (lovely thought process)
3. You never spared a thought about it and by the time you knew about adoption, you had 4 kids (sooo busy already🐝).
4. You don't want someone else's "sin" to enter your life (pious life 🙏)
5. You are way too sensitive and you think "such" kids should party in orphanages only and work for The Begging Mafia as Assistant Beggar Executives 😎.
6. You want your wife to go through the sweetest and the most soothing pain in the world and all the complications related to it for years later💑.
7. You want her to take maternity leaves, sit back, relax and watch her career grow exponentially.
8. You know Sunny Leone 💁very well but not the brand she endorses (so naive 😍)
9. You love people sooo much that you want to put more and more in this beautiful world (aww).
10. Mummy ne mana kiya hai (Your mother has forbidden you to do so).

20 million children, about 4% of their population in India, higher than people living in Delhi, parents of only 0.3% children have died, rest have been abandoned.