An empty mind

In loving memory of my latest love, who doesn't give a damn. We used to meet everyday in the morning, till that fateful day when she didn't turn up. Where in the world🌎 are you? I've been seeking for your cue. I used to bring you bread🍞, And you sure were aptly fed. Your radiant black spotted white skin On top of it, that shiny grin. Your eyes 👀too big and deep As if, they had secrets to keep. Don't you miss this cute looking fellow😔? Or have you found someone more mellow. I miss your long waging tail  (Yes! Don't laugh) Been looking for it, but in no avail. I've been longing to hear your moo (Yup! a 🐮 ) The sound of your bell and your hoofs too. Are you gonna leave me and let my heart ache💔? Or come back and say, "Dude, I was on a break💤." Atleast spare me with a reason, To cry😢 about in the rainy season. Was I importunate or did I keep my expectations too high?

All those kids, who are googling about the Blue Whale Game🐋, here are the tasks. Make sure you do not leave the game in the middle. All the best👍 Task_1 : Wake up early in the morning, freshen up, take bath, dress up, comb your hair neatly, eat your breakfast without throwing any tantrums and go to school. Task_2 : Behave mannerly with your schoolmates (especially girls), help anyone in need and respect your teachers and other school staff. Task_3 : In the recess, eat your lunch properly without littering and do not forget to wash your hands before and after having lunch. Task_4 : When the school is over, do not hustle and walk patiently out of your classroom. Task_5 : Do not fight with anyone in the bus, and do not stick your hands or head out of the school bus window. Task_6 : Change your clothes, put your school dress on the hangers, wash your hands, feet and face and eat your meal at the table. Task_7 : Take some rest and then go out to play some outdoor games. Do not

Well... what else could I have wished for on a birthday 🎂 Your bestfriends trolling you on facebook (I might have to rethink some stuff about calling them besties now 😝). Video chat📲 and talk with the best people you have known in your life so far (though most of the time we were complaining to each other about the video quality). A 2-in-1 (ODI + T-20I) with India winning comprehensively (after the Maxwell scare 😱) Vishwakarma Jayanti, Modi Jayanti, Ashwin Jayanti (that has become a pattern now😠) Mumma posting on facebook for the first time on your birthday and also a beautiful " God is too big to fit into one religion " black t-shirt 👕 coming your way. SUNDAY 🙌🙌🙌 (although every day is a sunday for us unemployment👑 ambassadors😉) Having the experience of 23 valuable years, here are a few things I have learnt through the course of life. Life is not a cakewalk always but that doesn't mean you cannot be happy and when you will be happy, only then you

You feel our planet earth is too good to exist and your generation was the last intellectual generation that existed ever😎; The next generation🚸 is definitely going to let you down, spoil your name and very likely become slaves🔗 to rats 🐁. You believe people suffering from asthma and other respiratory ailments are of no good and should probably die😏. You consider dogs and other street animals as hazards and reckon that they would look better once they are crippled (just like you, mentally 🐒). You are a terrorist✈🏫 and assume bombs💣 to be your birthright. Noise🔊 for others is a lullaby for you 💤. You feel fresh when you inhale a blend of aldehydes, Nitrogen oxides (particularly Nitric oxide and Nitrogen Dioxide), Sulphur dioxide, Carbon monoxide, particulate matter, tropospheric ozone, volatile organic compounds and peroxyacetyl nitrates i.e. SMOG 💭. You want to show this world🌍, you are not afraid and almost as brave and valiant💪 as any other soldier and hence eve

You are the king of your "surname" dynasty and only your sperm and the queen's egg can yield the royal child 🎎(totally understandable). You are intelligent enough to think that, if you adopted one, people would think you couldn't produce one, and that would make you a lesser man (lovely thought process) You never spared a thought about it and by the time you knew about adoption, you had 4 kids (sooo busy already🐝). You don't want someone else's "sin" to enter your life (pious life 🙏) You are way too sensitive and you think "such" kids should party in orphanages only and work for The Begging Mafia as Assistant Beggar Executives 😎. You want your wife to go through the sweetest and the most soothing pain in the world and all the complications related to it for years later💑. You want her to take maternity leaves, sit back, relax and watch her career grow exponentially. You know Sunny Leone 💁very well but not the brand she endors